A Letter From the Editors:

As of current publication, no materials referenced in this essay have been found, whether in physical media or digital circulation. It is debatable whether these materials even existed to begin with, however, the author remains steadfast in their assertion that these are, in fact, genuine documents that have been viewed by themself and a handful of colleagues numerous times. They were not willing admit whether or not they own physical copies of any of these materials, and refused to republish them alongside this essay. A full interview with the author regarding the matter can be found in Appendix B.

Due to the inability to find concrete evidence of these materials existing, it is impossible to classify this essay as concretely nonfiction. Upon reading, it may also be noted that there are factual errors, contradictory information, wildly varying writing styles, long-winded tangents, and claims of the physically and scientifically impossible. Get used to that.

As of edition 3, a second round of editing by a different team has been added as well as an extended appendix with extra information not included in earlier editions. All added sections are helpfully marked in blue text.

Despite the obviously unstable nature of this project, it has been a labor of love and one that the editing team has worked tirelessly on. We hope you enjoy.

-Editors

Addendum 1:

An anonymous group unaffiliated with the author or editing team(s) has wished to add a warning to all readers:

PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO ANY SENTENCES CONTAINED WITHIN CHAPTER [] MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE PERMANENT AND LONG-LASTING EFFECTS TO THE READER SUCH AS:

FATIGUE

SHORTNESS OF BREATH

SUDDEN, ACUTE VERTIGO

MEMORY LOSS

MEMORY GAIN

STRONG FEELINGS OF L'appel du Vide

DESIRE TO SNORT CRUSHED MOON ROCKS

IT IS RECOMMENDED TO READ CHAPTER [] FOR NO MORE THAN 5-10 MINUTES AT A TIME. IF SYMPTOMS OCCUR, CONTACT LOCAL ANIMAL CONTROL SERVICES IMMEDIATELY. GOOD LUCK!